Down in the murky depths of Pudsea, on the planet Ahseed, swim the Marzil. They can easily be identified by the growth on their heads, which may look like a bunch of cabernet sauvignon grapes but it’s actually more like a haemorrhoid. When the marzil force themselves to think, the larger the growth becomes. Obviously the really stupid ones don’t have many and the brighter ones can barely move because of this cumbersome attachment. I suppose there are some advantages to being stupid after all!
