Some pubs on Bhoo Zee are quite old and have a lot of character but others are fairly modern and lack that quaint charm. The billus are a bit like pub historians and are employed to give the modern establishments a sense of history. They’ll say things like ‘this place was just missed by a bomb during the war’. Which would have been true, had construction not started 50 years after the war. Sometimes they just put a slight twist on the truth too and say things such as ‘they discovered roman remains under this floor’. When simply referring to the pizza the cleaner found under the rug.