BUY MY FUCKING MASTERPIECE...
I AM A MASTER OF THE ARTS...
I AM... *by a huge coincidence*... THE GREATEST LIVING ARTIST...
IN FACT... I AM THE GREATEST ARTIST IN HISTORY...
I WILL CONSUME YOU.
YOUR COLLECTION IS ASININE WITHOUT MY GRAILS... OF WHICH I PRODUCE AT LEAST ONE EVERY FEW MINUTES.
ALL THE BIG COLLECTORS SAY SO...
AND THEY SHOULD KNOW... THEY HAVE BEEN COLLECTING MASTERWORKS FOR AT LEAST 6 MONTHS...
SO WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?
WHY ARE YOU BLOCKING ME SER?
I'LL BLOCK YOU.
WAGMI.
I'VE ALREADY FUCKING DONE IT...
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BORROW MY EYES?
I'LL GOUGE THEM OUT FOR YOU.
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*trajectory bias... one year later... crying yourself to sleep because you rekt'd and rugged yourself... you have outpriced yourself into oblivion because lo and behold you are not Picasso... Dali.. Warhol... or even fucking XCOPY...
Lesson: CALM DOWN.
