Oh shit they're really out of zingers!!
After all these years....They're finished.
How do I live normally now?
Do I just exist in a world with no zingers?
Is there anybody that I can talk to about this?
Where did they go?
Did they just vanish?
I don't know how to live anymore with this dilemma?
Zingers are my sole purpose of existence, but I guess pizzas are just as good.
From now on. I'm a pizza person.