Madonna, the undisputed queen of pop and self described, "Material Girl" has taken to Instagram to announce that she has left reality and entered the Metaverse by buying a Bored Ape non-fungible token, i.e. an NFT - for no less than a whopping $560, 000 at the time this HUGE news story hit the press and twitter-spheres. "I finally entered the MetaVerse…,……….. My very own Ape!... We all need protection from Evil Eye". - Madonna "Like A Virgin With Ape", is a special parody illustration created in a day... this day... 26.03.22 - the day that the Metaverse changed forever - the day that Madonna entered the space. Better yet... at the time this drawing was minted... Fear not... This is no $560, 000 piece. It can be reserved for a comparatively cheap and mere, "approx. $933.543". WHAT IS LIFE. YOU DECIDE.