Oh my god, I cant stop laughing. Im always playing pranks on FLUF, I dont know what gets into me. I think I have seen too many episodes of Jacka ss when I was younger. So you wanted to know about me? Well, my parents were also quite ****, big, red, shiny horns, and also used to be a bit devilish by nature. I know I have made them proud, god rest their stacks. I lost them both during the wreck. The story goes there were a number of elders in an inflatable boat and very dangerous waters. Unfortunately, their beautiful horns ended up being the downfall of them all, piercing the material and sinking boat. Gulp. Cough. Actually I cant talk about it, its still raw. Sorry. Otherwise, Im sure youve noticed my se xy little eyes. Remember, its not the size. I know they make me look super attractive, but they are slightly frustrating. I believe the scientists genetically spliced us with the Tarsier, a nocturnal monkey. . . I think that is why I find it too bright during the day and super easy to see at night. . . I guess you could call me a night owl, I mean fluf. . . I definitely stay up most of the night, the bright LED lights from the clubs reflect on my horns and really set off my good looks. Well, its getting early, I better have some rest and plan my next pranks for tonight. What are you doing later? We should hang!
