I'm not one to brag but I’m a pretty big deal, I’m FLUF World’s best Journalist, I was basically born with a carrot in my mouth and a mic in my hand. It really wasn’t until my Fluffle was sent underground for thousands of years due to the big wrecking, which I wont talk about publicly, but let’s just say that’s when I really started my career and the search for the truth. No one is better than me and getting to the bottom of what’s really going on in FLUF World and let me tell you, there are things that are going on that even I can’t believe, and I’ve seen it all. Ill be sharing what I can, when I can, from my undisclosed location that has a pretty poor connection with the outside world. It must be all the dangerous gases lurking outside that are still interfering with the signals but nevertheless I will report on most of what I know and what I hear from my various sources whenever I can. Please DO NOT alert the outsiders of my information though, this is for the Fluffle only, keep on eye on the FLUF Street Journal and don’t forget, the facts never lie!
