“Poor little rich bunny,” that’s what they call her. And to most, Bitsy seems to have it all. Her burrow overlooks the great tree, she has not one but three thingies and mycelium is never in short supply. But just because her bars are made of gold doesn’t make Bitsy’s life any less of a cage. Bitsy’s parents are at their whisker ends and implore Bitsy to “meet a nice rabbit, settle down, have some flufets.” Bitsy knows they’re right, and she has plenty of suitors (6,989 to be exact) but her heart is with another…
He’s a bad news bear from the wrong side of the forest. He might not have a carrot to his name but boy does he know his way around a cabbage patch. Bitsy knew he wouldn’t stay. The party called to him. The night they shared was magical but the next morning all he left behind was his designer shirt. What’s a love-sick bunny to do?