$aintus TungsDenaeu$, was born in 420AC (after chad) to a smol, humble, hamily of meme farmers. The hamily lived on the border of Densistan - a popular trade route for the Kekistani people. The Kekistani were known to travel 69 miles, by pepe and carriage, to the Capitol city of Chadstantinople. Their travels were dangerous, but they risked it all to sling the dankest of Rares and Fakes. $aintus TungsDenaeu$, $TD for short, grew up watching these chads and chaddettes accumulate great fortunes by spreading the good word of Kek. Inspired, and knowing his own inner chad, $TD charted his own path. He started out as a singular, sinple, Merchant of Memes. Shilling to every passer by with a gwei to their name, $TD later grew to become one of the greatest protektors of culture the world has ever known.
