Captain Coco Pogo

Ahoy mateys! Me name is Captain Coco Pogo, sailor and scourge of these seven seas. My crew of scallywags, seadogs, and I hop from port to port and plunder whatever booty we find in between. Now ye may be wondering why this bucko has a carrot and a clown nose. The carrot is to keep the scurvy at bay and the nose, well it is for entertaining me crew of rapscallions. They do not call me Coco Pogo for nothin. Now, let me sing you a shanty...There once was a fluf that went to sea. The name of the fluf bugs bunny. His mind was looney and his belly unfed. Hop my furry fluf hop. Soon may the fulfman come. To bring him carrots and tea and rum. One day, when the chomping is done. He will take his leave and hop on