Captain Long Ears

Captain Long Ears and his crew on the Fluf Serpent's Fury was known throughout the metaocean as the baddest pirate bunny to ever sail the seas. With his trusty crew of fellow rabbits, he had pillaged and plundered his way to unimaginable wealth and notoriety. But despite all his success, there was one thing that Long Ears loved more than treasure: rock music. As he sailed his ship, and his crew on the Fluffy Serpent's Fury, across the vast expanse of the metaocean, Long Ears would blast his favorite tunes at full volume. His crewmates would roll their eyes as he belted out the lyrics to songs by bands like ACDC and Guns N' Roses, but they knew better than to say anything. After all, Captain Long Ears was the boss. One day, as they were sailing near the edge of the metaocean, Long Ears spotted a rival pirate ship on the horizon. Without a second thought, he ordered his crew to man the cannons and prepare for battle. The other ship was crewed by fierce-looking apes, but Long Ears wasn't afraid. He turned up the volume on his music and charged full speed ahead. The two ships clashed in a fierce battle that lasted for hours. The apes fought ferociously, but Long Ears and his crew were too tough to be beaten. As they emerged victorious, Long Ears let out a triumphant howl and raised his guitar in the air. And so it was that Captain Long Ears and his crew continued to sail the metaocean, always seeking new adventures and new riches. They may have been bunnies, but they were the baddest bunnies around, and they weren't afraid of anything. As long as they had their rock music, they knew that they could conquer any obstacle that came their way.