Dear Diary,
I'm ready to bloom.
- Week 1: Decided to invest in the Sacramental Grail.
- Week 2: Declined a drifter's rare deathbringer.
- Week 3: Bought the drunk priest's cursed sense of entitlement.
- Week 4: Bribed a low-IQ maximalist but they didn't lift. Ghosted them.
- Week 5: Bribed a panicky punk.
- Week 6: Strode confidently into the non-fungible forest.
- Week 7: Skipped on a depressing cloak. Don't know why.
- Week 8: Borrowed a mediocre floppy disk.
- Week 9: Evaded the beloved influencer who covets the Sacramental Grail. They were baroque and kafkaesque.
- Week 10: The mediocre floppy disk was under-promoted.
[Unintelligible screaming]
