Dear Diary,
I'm ready to bloom.
- Week 1: Passed on opportunity to misdirect the Sacramental Grail. No roadmap.
- Week 2: Decided to investigate the Ponderous Cypher.
- Week 3: Declined a drifter's cursed hatchet.
- Week 4: Collected mother's cursed switchblade.
- Week 5: Swore an oath to a brainwashed peasant but they never showered. Fractionalized them.
- Week 6: Tried to wield my cursed switchblade to impress strangers.
Ron Howard: They didn't make it.
