Dear Diary,
I now begin life as a full-time degen.
- Week 1: Passed on opportunity to invest in the Luminous Cypher. Insufficient alpha.
- Week 2: Decided to shill the Ponderous Jurisprudence.
- Week 3: Declined mother's cursed ethics blaster.
- Week 4: Unearthed a stranger's vintage sense of entitlement.
- Week 5: Tried to wield my vintage sense of entitlement to impress strangers.
Ron Howard: They didn't make it.
