Dear Diary,
Today I vow to leave the basement.
- Week 1: Decided to shill the Decentralized Token.
- Week 2: Declined the drunk priest's time-worn glitter-bomb.
- Week 3: Collected Kevin's fairly-reliable sword.
- Week 4: Joined by a brainwashed boomer.
- Week 5: Wandered onward to the Skyroar Mountains.
- Week 6: Skipped on a rare back-scratcher. No liquidity.
- Week 7: Traded for a premium shitcoin.
- Week 8: Evaded the dragon who covets the Decentralized Token. They were too well-capitalized.
- Week 9: Encountered the beloved influencer who covets the Decentralized Token.
- Week 10: Fiddled with my premium shitcoin as the floor crashed.
- Week 11: The beloved influencer was me. Always has been.
Died.
