Dear Diary,
Today I vow to leave the basement.
- Week 1: Decided to misdirect the Decentralized Cypher.
- Week 2: Declined mother's proven bludgeon.
- Week 3: Found a drifter's sublime deathbringer.
- Week 4: Formed a DAO with a well-funded brogrammer.
- Week 5: Traveled to and trudged wearily from the goblin towns. Missed my entry price.
- Week 6: Strode confidently into the Layer 2.
- Week 7: Swarmed by bots.
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