Dear Diary,
I now begin life as a full-time degen.
- Week 1: Decided to recover the Demented Flask.
- Week 2: Declined the mayor's fairly-reliable pointy stick.
- Week 3: Stole grandfather's premium spoon.
- Week 4: Bribed a naked lawyer but they were part of the establishment. Beat the crap out of them.
- Week 5: Befriended a low-IQ doge.
- Week 6: Set out for the Skyroar Mountains.
- Week 7: Skipped on a cursed helm. Suspected spyware.
- Week 8: Leased a common grappling hook.
- Week 9: The common grappling hook was cursed.
Died.
