Dear Diary,
Today I vow to leave the basement.
- Week 1: Passed on opportunity to recover the Decentralized Jurisprudence. No roadmap.
- Week 2: Decided to shill the Defenestrated Jurisprudence.
- Week 3: Declined the barkeep's common pointy stick.
- Week 4: Bought mother's depressing bludgeon.
- Week 5: Tried to wield my depressing bludgeon and failed.
[Unintelligible screaming]
