Once upon a time, in the turquoise blue of the exotic sea, far far away, hidden from all, lived a Turtle-Captain. Captain had a wish; to get a good crew that would sail on all oceans, roaring of joy in the prospect of a treasure hunt, embracing the danger appearing on the horizon… but instead, captain was ruling a rugby team… who did not know to do anything else but bumping bloodily into each other and saying sorry… arghhh… how to waste a life despite .... hey, boriiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg. Stop being that mignon, please!
