The Runiverse is home to many wondrous and beautiful locations. The Dung Cave of the Flatulent Manticore is not one of them…
Now on this particular day Leroy and myself were returning from a visit to my dear friend the venerable Wagmi-San. He had just made me a fine new ensemble using exquisite materials from abroad and I couldn’t wait to show the crowd back at the ‘Hobbit. As you know I am a passionate connoisseur of the sartorial arts.
Unfortunately we stumbled across the entrance to said cave and my impulsive need to engage in spelunking saw us head straight in. Adventure waits for no wizard!
Needless to say my new threads were soiled beyond repair after this ill fated sojourn, with my love of spelunking costing me yet another finely tailored suit.
Aha!
