Dear valued customer. It’s time to upgrade
your account to be metaverse ready. For
$39.99 a month you’ll have access to a
decentralized* wonderland where you can
connect with other users to hang out, play
games or work collaboratively in many
of our digital conference suites. Plus your
avatar comes kitted out with digital fashion
designed by Patagonia, or you can visit the
store and change your look with fBucks.
*your data is stored on servers spread all
around our california based death star
campus.
