You remember very little of your old life. You were born in an underwater fortress in the Mariana Trench and raised lovingly by imaginary fairy godparents. As a child, you took pride in your skill at five finger fillet, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your ability to see the best in people came in. It was essential in realising there was only one way to preserve your very huge collection of classic rock vinyl records. Your time for greatness is here. Do not go gentle into that good fight!
