You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a nuclear submarine and raised lovingly by imaginary fairy godparents. As a child, you took pride in cooking (delicious food), but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your ceaselessly brave heart came in. It was essential in realising there was only one way to preserve your very huge collection of classic rock vinyl records. Your time for greatness is here. Hasta-la-vista, baby!