You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a prison colony on the moon and raised lovingly by a supersuit-clad earthworm. As a child, you took pride in your skill at five finger fillet, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your secret weapons room came in. It was essential in defending your small town from roving bandits. Your time for greatness is here. Be like water, my friend.
