You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a dark, smog-ridden Los Angeles and raised lovingly by a supersuit-clad earthworm. As a child, you took pride in hardcore knitting, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where hacking into government mainframes came in. It was essential in totally recalling your past memories. Your time for greatness is here. You are the law!
