You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a toxic waste plant and raised lovingly by aliens from the outer rim. As a child, you took pride in tuning up muscle cars, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your genetic cloning experiments came in. It was essential in realising there was only one way to preserve your very huge collection of classic rock vinyl records. Your time for greatness is here. Do not go gentle into that good fight!
