You remember very little of your old life. You were born in the middle of a Kansas corn field and raised lovingly by a cyborg fugitive. As a child, you took pride in perfectly imitating sound effects with your voice, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where hacking into government mainframes came in. It was essential in understanding that life truly is beautiful. Your time for greatness is here. Be like water, my friend.
