You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a dark, smog-ridden Los Angeles and raised lovingly by aliens from the outer rim. As a child, you took pride in counting to infinity twice, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your souped-up muscle car that you also take out for patrol came in. It was essential in finding the Ark of the Covenant. Your time for greatness is here. Let's kick the tires and light the fires!
