You remember very little of your old life. You were born on the coldest day of the storm of the century and raised lovingly by a clownfish in a bowl. As a child, you took pride in foraging for food, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your impenetrable robosuit came in. It was essential in overcoming your midlife crisis. Your time for greatness is here. Be the hero the world needs!
