You remember very little of your old life. You were born on the side of a busy highway and raised lovingly by a gang of mutant bikers. As a child, you took pride in quantum physics, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your penchant for lifelong grudges came in. It was essential in your favorite blender dying, mid-blend, right before you discovered it was out of production. Your time for greatness is here. Yippie-ki-yay!