You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a dark, smog-ridden Los Angeles and raised lovingly by a recently-fired police detective. As a child, you took pride in perfectly imitating sound effects with your voice, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where hacking into government mainframes came in. It was essential in realising there was only one way to preserve your very huge collection of classic rock vinyl records. Your time for greatness is here. Do not go gentle into that good fight!
