You remember very little of your old life. You were born in the middle of a metal festival on a good hair day and raised lovingly by a rat-sized man. As a child, you took pride in perfectly imitating sound effects with your voice, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where cybernetic augmentation came in. It was essential in realising there was only one way to preserve your very huge collection of classic rock vinyl records. Your time for greatness is here. Hasta-la-vista, baby!