You remember very little of your old life. You were born in the same bed your father was born in and raised lovingly by a cyborg fugitive. As a child, you took pride in pyrotechnics, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your love of gratuitous explosions came in. It was essential in your favorite blender dying, mid-blend, right before you discovered it was out of production. Your time for greatness is here. Do you feel lucky?!
