You remember very little of your old life. You were born in the back of a diner along Route 66 and raised lovingly by a rat-sized man. As a child, you took pride in the crashed UFO you keep in the barn, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your genetic cloning experiments came in. It was essential in finding the Ark of the Covenant. Your time for greatness is here. You've got the touch!
