Human #1289 is a staple on the Jersey Shore, flexing with his buddies at all the chickas that pass by. Over the years, while his friends were experimenting with steroids and uppers, he developed a serious addiction to cereal. Fruit Loops, Frosted Flakes, even Raisin Bran - all like smack to him. Lately he's been going to weekly group meetings for it, and he seems to be getting the help he needs.
