Dear Diary,
Today I vow to leave the basement.
- Week 1: Passed on opportunity to unleash the Ponderous Idol. Felt like too much bother.
- Week 2: Decided to provide liquidity for the Sacramental Ledger.
- Week 3: Leased a stranger's cursed pointy stick.
- Week 4: Tried to wield my cursed pointy stick backwards.
Morgan Freeman: They didn't make it.