You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a muddy trench and raised lovingly by a clownfish in a bowl. As a child, you took pride in cutting-edge gonzo journalism, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your intimidating red bandana came in. It was essential in creating a real excuse to dress impractically. Your time for greatness is here. We're going to the moon!
