You remember very little of your old life. You were born in an underwater fortress in the Mariana Trench and raised lovingly by aliens from the outer rim. As a child, you took pride in perfectly imitating sound effects with your voice, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your photographic memory came in. It was essential in defending your small town from roving bandits. Your time for greatness is here. Let's roll out!
