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Name: Lambo Larry Age: 24 Height: 5"5.125" Weight: 148 lbs. Location: Houston, TX Education: “DropOut” (But Actually Graduated) Profession: E-Commerce Guru (ClickFunnels Two-Comma Club Baller) Lambo Larry is an e-commerce guru that absolutely dominates drop shipping. Well, he thinks he crushes it when in reality his Facebook Ad spend is identical to his revenue minus COGS. He is a master at breaking even and often ends months in the red. Nonetheless, Lambo Larry is the proud recipient of the ClickFunnels 2-Comma Club award. What does that mean?🤔 It means that Lambo Larry has successfully generated more than 1 million dollars using the sales funnel tool. It has absolutely nothing to do with running a successful online business, or a profitable one for that matter. It just means he sold a bunch of drop shipping crap. Now and then he pulls a ☘️ lucky horseshoe out of his ass and profits at least $990 a month, which is exactly how much it costs him to rent a Lambo for the day from his "boy" Timmy at SIKK WHIPZ LLC. He takes full advantage of the 75 miles allowed, doing 50+ laps around the same block before doing a sick photoshoot with the car and the Houston skyline as a backdrop. Lambo Larry comes prepared for his photoshoot, complete with a dozen wardrobe changes to stack several months’ worth of Instagram content. The amount of knock-off Balenciaga clothes and fake bling Lambo Larry has is mind-boggling. He is the epitome of an Instagram entrepreneur.

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Name: Rodney The Rapper Age: 37 Height: 5'6" Weight: 233 lbs. Location: Atlanta, GA Education: Atlanta Institute of Music & Media College Profession: Rapper & Music Producer If you were to base Rodney The Rapper's success solely on his Instagram profile, you would assume that he was a wildly successful rapper and music producer due to the ridiculous amounts of cash being posted. But, all that baller money is fake. You see, Rodney The Rapper discovered movie prop money, and to date, he has spent seven figures on Amazon buying fake money to enhance his baller image. 💵💵💵 100% of his $1,636.25 lifetime Spotify artist royalties have been spent on fake cash to further enhance his image as a super successful baller. Rodney The Rapper has mastered the rap game in terms of portraying the image. But, he seems to have forgotten that to be a rapper you have to release music. Rodney The Rappers iTunes and Spotify profiles contain one single, "Here Comes Rodney," that was released in 2007, and his YouTube channel has a homemade video for the single, complete with 3,573 fire views! 🔥🔥🔥 After 20 years "in the game," Rodney The Rapper might finally get his big break. He connected with a "plug" he found online that promised to get his Instagram verified for only $7,500. He is just 5 features (at $1,500 a pop) shy of achieving this game-changing milestone. Hopefully by his 40th birthday that blue checkmark ✅ will hit his profile and send him into superstar status.

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Name: Procedure Pamela Age: 54 Height: 5'3" Weight: 147 lbs. Location: Orange County, CA Education: Santa Ana High School Class of '87 Profession: Aspiring "The Real Housewives of Orange County" Cast Member Procedure Pamela has gone under the knife 🔪 more times than she can count. A cross between Mrs. Potato Head and a Walmart version of Pam Anderson, she is a sight to be seen. There isn't a plastic surgery procedure that she hasn't tried at least once. In fact, her tits have been done seven times in the past five years alone. Her first procedure was a nose job she received as a Sweet Sixteen birthday present from her parents. From there it was fake boobs, lipo, and lip injections. Her ass 🍑 is also 100% fake and she even had some ribs shaved down to give her an ultra-freaky waist-to-hips ratio. This bored housewife got addicted to drastically changing her appearance and loved the attention she received all over town. Her poor kids had to hear nonstop jokes when their top-heavy mom paraded her huge tits around soccer ⚽ practice. With her 55th birthday approaching, Procedure Pamela shows no signs of slowing down. She has a popping Instagram profile that is a feed full of thirst trap posts. You would think a feed that consists of nothing but images of circus tits would be promoting an OnlyFans account, but nope, it's just attention-seeking Procedure Pamela thriving off the likes and comments from complete strangers and basement-dwelling creeps. She has become the local Orange County 🍊 go-to authority on social media regarding plastic surgery.

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INFLUENCERZ #24 Procedure Pamela

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Name: MFER Matt Age: 20 Height: 5'9" Weight: 172 lbs. Location: Phoenix, AZ Education: Phoenix College Dropout Profession: NFT & Crypto Investor MFER Matt can't legally drink at a bar or buy alcohol, but he makes more money 💸 on a monthly basis than his parents make in an entire year. They have no idea what kind of money he is making, which is why they continue to let him live at home and why his mom still makes his lunch every day, even cutting the crust off of his peanut butter & jelly sandwiches. Honestly, if his parents knew he spent $69,420 on a pixel dick NFT they would shit a brick and kick him out of the house. He wakes up around 10 am, smokes a fat one, hops online 💻 and checks the crypto charts and trending NFT collections on OpenSea, while simultaneously checking Discord announcements and shit posting on Twitter. His day is spent flipping NFTs, leveraging crypto positions, and smoking cigs 🚬 while ordering Uber Eats and Grubhub to stay fueled for his degen behavior until the late hours every evening. NFT & crypto investors from all over the world follow MFER Matt on social media and copy his trades, completely unaware that he is a 20 year old kid trading from his childhood bedroom. There are grown adults risking their (and their family's) financial well-being based on what some stoned and/or drunk kid is tweeting to his 180,000 followers.

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Name: Conspiracy Theorist Tom Age: 39 Height: 6'1" Weight: 164 lbs. Location: Fresno, CA Education: B.A.H Political Science, Stanford University Profession: Conspiracy Blogger Conspiracy Theorist Tom is one weird dude, but that has always been the case. Somewhat of a loner and outcast in high school, Tom went off to attend college at Stanford 🤓 and seemed to have finally found his groove. He excelled in college and then entered the workforce, but quickly morphed back into a self-isolated nut job, spending every waking hour in his basement online. He went down the conspiracy theory rabbit hole and never resurfaced. Conspiracy theories are nothing new, but thanks to the internet, they are more accessible, prominent, and easier to spread. Paranoia runs deep throughout Tom, and he thinks everyone is out to get him and silence his beliefs. The truth is nobody even knows who Tom is. He has a combined 87 followers on social media and his conspiracy theory blog 📝 receives a staggering 37 unique visitors per month. But those 87 followers and 37 bog readers are even more insane than Tom, looking up to him as some sort of 🧠 genius and sharing his wild theories across social media. Tom's wild imagination serves as an internal narrative, allowing him to make sense of what seems to be senseless in this crazy world we live in.

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Name: Fraudster Frank Age: 38 Height: 5'7" Weight: 160 lbs. Location: Dallas, TX Education: Arlington Heights High School Profession: Lifelong Serial Scammer Fraudster Frank is the poster child for scumbag serial scammers. He got his start at an early age, dabbling in a little credit card fraud and identity theft. After trying to go down a more 😇 ethical path, he obtained his mortgage broker license, but this just led to even more fraud. He loves posting the good life on social media. cars. watches. Vacations. All financed through his scumbag ways. Before the financial collapse 📉 that took place in 2007 and 2008, Fraudster Frank was the king of pay-option ARM loans. He sold them as 1% mortgages and would fuck over anyone he came in contact with. How ruthless was Frank? He put his own mother in an option ARM mortgage, which led to her losing the home he grew up in at foreclosure. It doesn't matter what the latest scam is -- Fraudster Frank is at the forefront. He is always one step ahead in the world of being a complete and utter piece of shit. Home loan modifications? Yup, Frank was a top sales rep. Precious metal scam sales? You guessed it. Frank killed it. Regardless of what Fraudster Frank is involved in, you can be 100% certain it's a complete scam, bordering outright fraud. He's so full of 💩 shit that it's literally coming out of his ears. He sadly has a large following -- clowns that look up to his fake lifestyle.

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INFLUENCERZ #20 Fraudster Frank

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Name: CrossFit Chris Age: 42 Height: 5'8" Weight: 151 lbs. Location: San Francisco, CA Education: BS Computer Science, Stanford University Profession: Tech Startup Co-Founder CrossFit Chris is a chiseled Greek god, with a body that causes women to lose it the minute they lay eyes on him. Just kidding. CrossFit Chris is a skinny tech nerd that tips the scale at a whopping 151 lbs. soaking wet. He is "skinny fat," rocking a slight gut, yet believes he is the epitome of health and fitness. 💪 Why? Because he does CrossFit daily, and checks in on social media, while also sharing pictures of all the stupid shit they do at CrossFit, like jumping on crates and lifting weights over their head and then letting them slam to the ground with vengeance 🏋. Does the workout even count unless you post at least 20 Instagram Stories of the same workout routine every day? The answer is 'No' -- it doesn't count. Doing CrossFit seven days a week and showing zero improvement in one's physique makes you qualified to provide nutrition and fitness advice on social media, and that is exactly what CrossFit Chris does. With 6 years of daily CrossFit training under his belt (and 76,629 social media posts with the hashtag #CrossFit), it's a mystery as to why CrossFit Chris remains unchanged. How could this be? Could it be that CrossFit doesn't work and it's a complete sham? Things that make you go 'hmmmmmm'...

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Name: Basic Becky Age: 37 Height: 5'3" Weight: 132 lbs. Location: Nashville, TN Education: Vanderbilt University, BS Child Development Profession: Stay-At-Home Mom & Lifestyle Influencer Basic Becky is the most predictable woman on the planet. Her daily routine is like clockwork and never changes. She rolls out of bed at 6 am with her husband, and while he goes to his 9-to-5 that he absolutely hates, Basic Becky heads to 🧘 yoga where she spends most of the session trying to get creative Instagram pictures to match her spiritual quotes. After yoga, it's off to Starbucks where she orders her signature Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream and Two Sweet'N Lows. After ruining the day of her barista with that asshole drink order, Basic Becky heads to her favorite breakfast spot where she orders avocado toast 🥑🍞 with whole grain bread and an egg. As soon as her food arrives she begins taking pictures for Instagram, spending 15 minutes to find the perfect filter. She then proceeds to complain to her waitress that the food is cold, demanding a new order. After breakfast, Basic Becky goes home where she posts motivational messages about having a positive mindset for seven hours until her husband comes home. Once a month he gets lucky, as she schedules a 20-minute "intercourse" block of time in her daily planner every 30-days.

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